why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop loling
iirc our evidence for this is basically the equivalent of a limerick somebody wrote about how if you hear a round of applause from the baths it’s probably the fault of So-and-so and his majestic penis
It was probably Martial, who is very silly and not to be trusted.
And here it is:
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
She’s a thresher shark~
Hannibal: the Musical at SDCC
in an effort to “get caught up,” Steve becomes the pop culture junkie of the group
he lives for the looks of confusion on other people’s faces and makes increasingly obscure references in a not-so-subtle attempt at revenge
some are born hipsters, some achieve hipsterdom and some become hipsters fOR VENGEANCE
I made some lego peeps! Metalbeard caused me the most grief out of anyone, his design so ridonkulously detailed…
Nah cause he’s a gangly little batman posuer twerp
i once drew him hanging from the ceiling eating fruit here
how am i supposed to be scared of that
Plus in “Lord of the Night” he’s running around naked except for a black feather cape and his crown. That’s not scary, that’s hilarious.
in the text too it’s great
Yes, that is indeed true.
Even M’shen is like ‘whoa hot damn’ according to Spurrier, because he met the assassin naked and wearing the feather cloak and she was apparently “taken aback by his form” or something.
I had to stop and laugh for about ten minutes, because it sounded like the start of the worst porno ever.